While browsing through a webosphere, I found some great “reasons” as to why Google dominates our lives and is considered God.
Amazingly, Google has become an indispensable part of us. Unknowingly (or knowingly), we are dependent on Google. Webmasters want to rank their sites in Google primarily, about 65% of people search stuff using Google.
And now, there is a “Church of Google“. They have compiled a list of 9 proofs that Google is God
Proof that Google Is God
1- Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified.
She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.
2- Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent).
Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.
3- Google answers prayers.
One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.
Read all the proofs here.
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